Dear Tom Hardy, 

I am writing in regards to a current film choice of yours that has angered me greatly. You are a decent enough actor and I’m very disappointed in what you have done. You were in Inception, brilliant movie, congratulations for being in such a great film. You also were in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, a film that was ridiculously confusing, I will be reading the book in hope to understand it, never the less it was a good film. In Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy you even reminded me of Brian Jones, my favourite Rolling Stone. You are even in the next Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, I cannot even express my complete excitement for it. You manage to get fantastic film roles and now this. What has instigated this great anger? The fact that you get such good roles yet you choose to be in This Means War. What? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Chris Pine, I don’t give a shit about him. Reese Witherspoon sucks major ass, my hate for Reese Witherspoon is topic for another time. Mr, Hardy, what in the world possessed you to agree to being in one of the worst movies I’ve ever heard of. What kind of shocking plot has two spies fighting for the awful Reese Witherspoon? I mean seriously, Inception, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Dark Knight Rises? Then This Means War. I can forgive you for Black Hawk Down, struggling actor, propaganda movie, fair enough. For fucks sake now? A really terrible romantic comedy, how do you expect people to take you seriously pulling a stunt like that. It’s ludicrous. I hope you redeem yourself.

Yours sincerely,

Charlotte  

Dude, man, bro, man, dude, bro, bachmen.

I wish I owned one of them.

I don’t need friends. Brian plays Star Wars with and doesn’t judge me. 

My pussy uses the force.

 

It was my friends birthday in January and we through her a surprise birthday party. I made her this cake because of her love of Harry Potter, I was going to dress up as Malfoy but instead I just wore Superman Converse with Batman socks.

My favourite movie of all time, let’s talk about it some day.

Hey, I wanted to make one of these Tumblrs but never got around to it and now I have. Cough. I was hoping to do movie reviews, or whatever. See how that turns our because I suck at this already, so that’s fun. My name is Charlotte and I don’t have much to say on that matter. But hi, let’s give this shit a go.